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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:00
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Scientists stunned as underwater volcano unleashes over a million giant eggs - Glass Almanac
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the difference in doing a hot rail and just smoking a bowl?
Still no good
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Winners, losers from NASCAR Cup race at Pocono won by Chase Briscoe - NBC Sports
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nintendo Switch 2: The Ars Technica review - Ars Technica
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nobody Wanted These Tiny Babies Because They Were Born Different - The Dodo - For Animal People
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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What are some common health concerns for senior citizens?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is your review of working in EY?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!